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MEINE WELT - the Lacrimosa community => Off-Topic => Topic started by: Asphodel on November 27, 2014, 22:45:32
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Hello people!
Why don't we start another game here? I think this one might be interesting! ;D
It's based on the principle of cause and effect.
To have A, you must get B.
To get B, you have to do C
To do C, you must have D
I'll show on example:
First person: If you want to own a big house, you have to get a lot of money.
Somebody answers: To get a lot of money, you have to be really smart.
Next answer: To become really smart, you have to read lots of books
...and so on. You can think up something funny and crazy, Lacrimosa-related or not, it's a game! ;)
So, I will start:
To understand Lacrimosa music, you have to listen to it with your heart.
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To listen to Lacrimosa with your heart, you need to find yourself into the music.
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To find yourself into the music, you have to buy CDs ;)
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To buy the CDs, you must have some money
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To have some money, you must be a hard-working person
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to be a hard-working person, you must be very smart
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To be very smart, you have to learn a lot
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To learn a lot, you must have enough of free time
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to have enough of free time you have to be a good time manager. :o
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To be a good time-manager, you have to be very disciplined
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to be very disciplined, you have to do what your parents say
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To do what your parents say, you have to be a really good kid ;D
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to be a really good kid you should to eat more sweets ;D
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to eat more sweets, you must have the hidden place under your bed ;)
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To have the hidden place under your bed, you need have a bed
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to have a bed, you need to have a big room ;)
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to have a big room, you must have a big house
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to have a big house, you have to live in the city
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to live in the city, you have to leave your previous place
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to leave your previous place, you need to keep good memories about
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to keep good memories about, you must love your family
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to love your family, you have to be close to them
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to be close to them, you must be patient
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to be patient, you have to find a piece of calm deep inside yourself
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to find a piece of calm deep inside yourself you may listen to Lascrimosa music
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to listen Lacrimosa music, you need a good music player
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To choose a good music player, you need to have a good ear for music
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to have a good ear for music you have to train this ability
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To train this ability, You must have patience.
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To have patience, you must have strong nerves :P
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Have strong nerves, you should have a stable the psyche ;)
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To have a stable psyche, you have to be well-balanced
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to be well balanced, you need a proper diet
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*wants to play* ::)
To have a proper diet you must eat healthy food
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To eat healthy food you've got to have proper views on it ;)
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To have proper views on it, you have to form your own opinion
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To have your own opinion, you need to be a daring person
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to be a daring person, you should like the sensation of adrenalin in your blood
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Sensation adrenaline in the blood, you need to climb Everest
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To climb Everest, you need to find people whom you can rely on!
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To find people you can rely on, you need to be reliable yourself!
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To be reliable, you have to keep your promises.
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Keep your promises, you will need to spend a lot of effort
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To spend a lot of effort you need to eat well (yes, I am hungry ;D )
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To eat well, you have to to cook a lot of food :)
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to cook a lot of food, you should know many recipes
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To know many good recipes it'll be better to travel far and wide :D
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To to travel far, you need to have a lot of time
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to have a lot of time you have to be free of job
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To be free of job, you need to get a large inheritance
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To get a large inheritance, you need to invent some old and rich relative in the first place ;D
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To find a rich relative, you need to successfully marry ;D
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To marry succsessfully, you need to find the correct person.
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to find the correct person, you need to know people well
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To know people well you need to be of capacious and argumentative mind.
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To have a capacious mind, you have to solve a lot of logic puzzles
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To solve a lot of logic puzzles you've got to have a chance of aquiring decent education
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In order to have a decent education, you need to self-development
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For self-development, you should have a good motivation
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Have a good motivation, you should have a purpose in life
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To determine a purpose in life you should be stubborn :o
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To be stubborn, you have to be born with such a character ;)
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It's not enough just to be born with the character. You must turn it into the right direction :P
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To turn it into the right direction, your parents should help you with this
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To get any help of your parents, you should behave yourself, in the first place ;D
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To behave yourself, you have to know the rules of being polite
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To know the rules of being polite you should be observational ;)
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To be observant, you need to have good eyesight ;)
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To have good eyesight, you need to eat a lot of carrot and blueberries ;D
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To eat a lot of carrot and blueberries , You must have healthy stomach.
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To have a healthy stomach you should not eat fast food
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Not to eat fast food, you should go to good restaurants.
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To go to good restaurants, you should have a lot of money!
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To have a lot of money, you need to be able to work on the stock exchange
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To be able to work on the stock exchange you need to have financial grasp!
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To have financial grasp, you have to be good in maths
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To be good in maths you need to have no calculator ;D
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to have no calculator you have to do sums in your head :o
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to do sums in your head you have to learn to concentrate
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To learn to concentrate all day long you need to have a soft pillow at night ;D
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To have a soft pillow at night, you need to go to the store and buy a pillow
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To get to the store the roads need not be covered with ice :o
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The roads were not covered with ice, you must live on the equator ;D
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To live on the equator you must love summer's scorching glow!
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To love summer's scorching glow, you have to avoid sunburns!
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To avoid sunburns you must be more careful with relaxing at the seaside ;D
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to be more careful with relaxing at the seaside you should not drink too much ;D
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not to drink too much, you have to control yourself on holiday ;D
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to control yourself on holiday, you have to know measure
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The only way to know measure is to avoid merry and crowdy parties ;D
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To avoid merry and crowdy parties you have to enjoy the peace and quiet
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To enjoy peace and quiet you need to be of a dreamy kind
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To be of a dreamy kind you have to believe in miracles
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To believe in miracles, you need to see this world through eyes of a child
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to see this world through eyes of a child, you need to be a very kind person.
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To be a very kind person you need to eat more sweets ;D
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To eat more sweets You need to have a good and strong health!
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To have good and strong health You must have a balance in mind.
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To have balance in mind you have to be a wise person!
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To be a wise person you need to read a lot of books
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To read a lot of books you must be interested in reading
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To be interested in reading you need to have a good imagination
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to have good imagination you have to be open-minded
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To be open-minded you need to be pure at heart
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To be pure at heart you have to be a kind person
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To be a kind person you need to be a humanist :)
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To be a humanist, you have to love people
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To love people you should not work in the sphere of services ;D
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Not to work in the sphere of services, you should get a good education
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To get a good education you need to have a goal in life
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to have a goal in life you have to know what you want
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To know what you want, you have to know yourself
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To know yourself, you have to do a lot of internal work & meditation
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To do a lot of internal work & meditation you need to be a person who BELIEVE
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To be a person who believe you need to have hopes and faith
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To have hopes and faith you need to understand yourself
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To understand yourself you have to spend some time alone
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To spend some time alone you need to live on a deserted island ;D
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To live on a deserted island, you have to survive in a very unfortunate ship-wreck ;D
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To survive in a very unfortunate ship-wreck you need to be very fortunate ;D
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To be very fortunate You was born in Sunday.
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To be born on Sunday you need to have a very smart parents :D
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To choose smart parents you need to believe in many lives of a soul ;)
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To believe in many lives of the soul, you have to be educated in matters of different religions
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To be educated in matters of different religions you need to be an inquisitive person
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To be an inquisitive person, you need to be full of energy
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To be full of energy, You need sun-power.
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To have sun power you need to walk every day :)
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To walk every day, you have to go out even during bad weather!
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To go out even in bad weather you need to have an umbrella ;D
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To have an umbrella, you have to be a forward-looking person ;D
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To be a forward-looking person you need not to dwell on your dreams :)
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Not to dwell on the dreams, you have to take action
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To take action you need to sleep enough at night
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To sleep enough at night, you need to have peace of mind
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To have peace of mind You should to avoid stress and anger in day.
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To avoid stress and anger in day you should live on the Moon ;D
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live on the Moon you need to have a spaceship or to be the Doctor ;D
*yep, I'm crazy fan of The Doctor Who, sorry* ;D
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To have a spaceship or to be a doctor, you have to be a movie character XD
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to be a movie character you should be very beautiful :)
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To be very beautiful You must "using" smile very often.
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To use your smile very often you need to be selfpossessed
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To be selfpossessed you have to hide your real emotions from the people =/
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To hide your real emotions, you have to be distrustful towards people
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to be distrustful towards people, you haven't to be sociable
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To be unsociable you must be deeply hurt by someone
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To be deeply hurt by someone you need to have a good memory
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To have a good memory, you have to eat enough vitamins!
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To eat enough vitamins you need to eat less chocolate ;D
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To eat less chocolate, you need to have strong willpower XD
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If you want to have strong willpower your refrigerator need to be empty ;D
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If your fridge is empty, you must be sad and hungry ;D
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If you are sad and angry it means that it's raining cats and dogs outside >:(
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if it's raining cats and dogs outside you need to stay at home with hot tea and warm plaid ;D
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To stay at home with hot tea and warm plaid you need to be on a vacation ;D
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to be on a vacation you need to have a good job ;D
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To have a good job, you need to have some good skills
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To have some good skills you must have been a genius! ;D
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To be a genius you need to work hard every day for 24 hours (or at the very least 23) 7 days a week ;D
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To work hard every day for 24 (or 23) hours 7 days a week you need to forget about sleep!
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To forget about sleep you need to be a really forgetful person ;D
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To be really forgetful, you have to suffer from amnesia
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To suffer from amnesia you may have your head stuffed with various problems
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To have your head stuffed with different problems, you have to have a difficult and busy job
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To have a difficult and busy job you need to find one
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to find a job, you need to go to job-interviews
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To go to job-interviews you need not to be afraid of people :)
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Not to be afraid of people, You need not to care about everyone and to listen to Yourself only.
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Not to care about anyone and to listen to Yourself only you must be a really coolheaded person :)
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To be a really coolheaded person, You need to have a strong willpower.
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To have a strong willpower you should, at the very least, teach yourself to get up with the first signal of your alarm-clock ;D
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To teach yourself to get up with the first signal of your alarm-clock, You need to go to bed early ahah ;D
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To go to bed early you need to have strong willpower ;D ;D ;D
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To have strong willpower, You need to have a head on Your shoulders ;D
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to have a head on your shoulders, you must learn to control your emotions
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To control Your emotions, You need to understand and to evaluate any situation.
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To understand and evaluate any situation you need to see it with fresh eyes.
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To see it with fresh eyes, You need to wash them every day ;D ;D
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To wash your eyes every day you need not to be a sloven :)
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Not to be a sloven, You need to be hardworking :)
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to be hardworking, you have to get up early!
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To get up early, You need to go to bed early ;D
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To get to bed early you need have nothing to do at night ;D
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It's impossible ahahah
To have nothing to do at night, You need to do everything in the daytime! ;D
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To do everything during the day you need not to be lazy :P
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Not to be lazy, You need to have a diary! :)
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To have a diary you need to know how to organize yourself, in the first place (Alas! I don't ;D)
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To know how to organize Yourself, in the first place, You need to understand what You really need and what not :P
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(Oh, I do know all this, yet still... ;D but thank you for your advice!)
To understand what you really need and what not you need to understand youself
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(Oh, I do know all this, yet still... ;D but thank you for your advice!)
It really helps You to control Yourself! I recently made the opening of a diary for myself! ::)
To understand Yourself, You need to know Your interests and tastes!
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To decide your own interests and tastes you need to read/watch films/go to the theatre much
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To read/watch films/go to the theatre much, You need to have any time and money for it.
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To have time and money enough you need to be a knowing and shifty person ;)
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To be a knowing and shifty person, You need to keep a silence.
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If you keep silence you must have sore throat ;D
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To have a sore throat, You need to eat lots of ice-cream! :D
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If you eat lots of ice-cream you must be a sweet tooth ;)
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To be a sweet tooth, You must adore chocolate :D :-*
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To adore chocolate you need to be a passionate person
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To be a passionate person, You need to have lots of interests ;D
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To have lots of interests you need to study hard :)
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To study hard, You need not to be lazy ;D
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Not to be lazy you need someone who's puching you into action continuously ;D
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To have someone who's puching You into action continuously, You need to believe this person ;D
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To believe in any person you just need to truly love this world :)
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To love this world truly, You need to be happy ;)
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To be happy you just need to smile :)
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To smile, You need to have smooth and white teeth XD
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To have smooth and white teeth you need to be attached to your toothbrush ;D
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To be attached to Your toothbrush, You need to have it for the first! ;D
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To have a toothbrush you need to go shopping from time to time :)
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To go shopping from time to time, You need to have any money!
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To have money you need to have brains ;D
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To have brains, You need to born with it ;D
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To born woth brains you need to be careful while choosing your parents ;D
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;D ;D ;D
To be careful while choosing Your parents, You need to know these people, because You'll be like they! ;D
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;D Wow, very, very sublime matters these are, yet still...
To get to know these people you need to possess keenness of observation (since before you're born, to be sure ;D)
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To possess keenness of observation, you need to have attention to details
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To pay attention to details you need to be out-of-the-box thinker ;)
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to be out-of-the-box thinker, you have to be daring enough to step out of the line
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To dare to step out of the line you need to love champaign (sorry, could't help mentioning it ;D)
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To love champagne, You need to drink all alcoholic beverages and understand that champagne is the most delicious beverage XDDD
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To drink alcoholic beverages and simultaneously understand that champagne is the most delicious beverage you need to be careful and control yourself ;D
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(It's very difficult!) ;D
To be careful and control Yourself, You need to know measure ::)
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To know your measure you need to have too much experience, I'm afraid ;D
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To have too much experience, You need to have good health! ::)
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To have good health you should not forget about physical training
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Not to forget about physical training, You need to have any time for it ;D
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To have a lot of time you need to be a careless person
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To be a careless person, You need to love Yourself!
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To love youself is a great toil. You need to be a hard-working person :)
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To be a hard-working person, You need to have experience in any field of activity and to be well in this deal!
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To have experience in any field of activity and to be good at it you need to devote years to a given task
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To devote years to a given task, You need to live enough years ???
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To life enough years, you have to be mindful about what you eat
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To be mindful about what you eat you need to live in decent conditions
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To live in decent conditions, You have to understand what You deserve
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To understand what you deserve you need to be a conscientious person
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To be a conscientious person, You need to respect every person and his\her opinion.
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To respect each and everyone and his/her opinion you need to be a good listener :)
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To be a good listener, You need to have good health ears! ;D
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To have healthy ears you need to clean them every day ;D
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To clean ears everyday, You need to have time for it ;D
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To have time to clean your ears you need to wake up early
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To wake up early, You need to go sleeping early
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To go to bed early you need to be a very staid person ;D
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To be a very staid person, You need to drink sedatives! ;D
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To take sedatives you need to be an unstable person ;D
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To be an unstable person, You should be nervous everywhere and always! ;D
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If you are nervous everywhere and always you must live somewhere near the airport ;D
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Ahahahaha!
To live somewhere near the airport , You need to check all Your city and to understand that there are no places for home, only near the airport ;D ;D
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was late ;D
to check all your city and to understand that there are no places for home, only near the airport , you have to live in a very overpopulated city
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1. To understand that there's no place to live but for that near the airport you need to live somewhere in a very crowded city. Beijing? ;D
2. To have a very good sound isolation you need to find a really good specialist who is very good at building technologies (a great rarety, by the way) ;D
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What to choose, girls? xD
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Whatever you like best ;D
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To find a really good specialist who is very good at building technologies (a great rarety, by the way), You can see their\his telephone number in Internet or to ask Your friends 8)
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(Oh, alas! That's not a guaranree in too much cases! When coming to YOU these specialists may be drunk/tired/angry/whatever else and the result might be poor! *from a personal experience ;D*)
To find the telephone number needed in Internet or from your friends you need to free some time to devote to your inquiry :)
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To free some time to devote to your inquiry, you need to finish your current tasks first
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To finish your current task you need not to be sleepy
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Not to be sleepy, You need to go to bed early! ;D
(As I remember, I wrote it once! XD )
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I remember this, too ;D
If you get to bed early you must be really tired after your working day ;)
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To be tired after a working day, You need to work hard!
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To work hard you should not be in love! ;D
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Hehe, not to be in Love, You need to be forever-alone ;D ;D
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To be forever-alone you must be a really shy person!
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To be a really shy person, you should have a difficult childhood
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To have a difficult childhood, You have to grow up without parents
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If one grew up without parents he/she must have survived a real tragedy
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To survive a great tragedy, a person should be really strong
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To be strong one needs a great deal of self-possession
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To have a great deal of self-possession, You need to have strong nerves!
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To have strong nerves demands a great deal of self-training :)
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A great deal of self-training demands patience and persistence
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To have patience and perseverance, You need good health and nerves!
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To have good health and nerves you should master the skill of meditation :)
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To have the skill of meditation, You need to go to special yoga courses!
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To go to specail yoga courses (and not to break yourself into pieces ;D ) you need to find a good tutor
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heheh
To find a good tutor, You can look him\her up on the Internet (advertise) :P
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To look for him/her in the Internet (and choose a good one) you definitely need to possess a good intuition ;D
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To have good intuition, You need to be a psychic or a witch ;D
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To be a psychic or a witch you must believe in magic!
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To believe in magic, You need to have Faith!
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To have faith, you have to trust your heart
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To trust your heart... you need to be a true person.
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To be a true person, You need to born with trust ahahah ;D
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If you are born with trust your you must be a very subtle person to choose such a quality :D
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To be a very subtle person to choose such a quality, You need to be a person with humanitarian mind :D
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To be of a humanitarian minset you need to be in harmony with yourself
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Tobe in harmony with yourself, you need to like yourself!
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To like Yourself, You need to take care of Yourself
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to take care of yourself, you need to devote some time to yourself
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To devote some time to Yourself, You need to have free time ;D
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To have free time you need to be an agile person 'cause you definitely need to cope with all your tasks in time!
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To be agile person, you have to be enthusiastic about what you do
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To be enthusiastic about what you do you need to have some stimulus :)
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To have some stimulus, you need to be surrounded by good friends.
(i hope I got the game!)
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(Exactly ;D )
To be surrounded by good friends you need to be a good person youself!
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to be a good person yourself, you need to love people like yourself!
(thanks, Sunny)
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( :) )
To love people like you do youself you need to live on the Moon ;D
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To live on the Moon, You need to have lots of money for the rocket ;D
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Except for having lots of money for the rocket (as well as to have them on the whole) you should learn well ;D
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To learn well, You need to have patience and brain :D
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(So what about "терпение и труд все перетрут"? ;D )
To have patience and brains simultaneously you need to have less friends so that you may have enough time to put them to use ;D
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(I suppose it depends on any situation :D)
To have less friends so that You may have enough time to put them to use, You need tto be selfish ;D
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To be selfish you need to be the spoilt child of fortune :)
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To be a spoilt child of fortune, you need to have rich parents ;D
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O-oh!
To have rich parents you need to be an obedient child lest your parents don't refuse to support their child financially ;D
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To be an obedient child, you need to have no conflicts with your parents
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To have no conflicts with your parents youo need to be an apathetic person ;D
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To be an apathetic person, you need not to care about your surroundings.
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Not to care about your surroundings you need to be in love ;D
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To be in love, you need to have someone to love :)
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To have someone to love you need to believe in love!
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To believe in love, you have to be not totally cynical
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Not to be totally cynical you need to live in an ideal society :( :)
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To live in an ideal society, you have to dream about it!
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To dream about an ideal society you need to be an optimist, indeed ;D
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To be an optimist, You need not to care about anything :D
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Not to care about anything you need be on a vacation ;D
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When there's nothing else to do, all you can do is laugh.
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To laugh you need to go and visit your friends ;D
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to go and visit friends you need to have friends :D
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To have friends, you need to go out and meet people.
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(an explanation, I just noticed that my last coment is completely random... it was suposed to be in the 'thought in one line', hahahaa)
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(Hanajash, there are no such thing as a "random" answer here. If there is any logic it fits perfectly. The thread is not broken so all your comments are great :) )
To go out and meet people you should not be immersed into the Internet ;D
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Not to be immersed into the internet, you should have a broken internet connection!
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If you have a broken internet connection you are definitely in a great need of a renovation in your flat ;D
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To have a renovation in your flat, you need to have some money for it!
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To have some money for renovation one need to spend at work at the very least 20 hours a day ;D
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To work 20 hours a day, you need a 40 hours day!
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To have 40 hours a day you need to live in a fairy-tale! ;D
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To live in a fairy-tale, you have to be looking through rose-coloured glasses
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To look through rose-coloured glass you need to be a romantic :)
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To be a romantic, you need to be sensitive to beauty
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If you are sensitive to beauty you must have heard Lacrimosa's music!
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In order to hear Lacrimosa music, you need to have good taste in music!
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To have a good taste in music you need to be in music since childhood
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to be in music since childhood, you need to have parents who are interested in art
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To make your parents take inerest in art you need to be a really great talker ;D
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To be a great talker, you need to have enough self-confidence!
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To have self confidence, you should stop blaming youself.
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To stop blaming yourself you really need to be brave
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To be brave, you need to overcome the fears
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To overcome the fears you need just to take a step - simultaneously, without much thinking :)
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To do something without much thinking you need to follow your heart
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To follow your heart you must have Hope :)
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to have hope you must let yourself be vulnerable to any result coming your way
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To let yourself be vulnerable to any result coming your way you need to have something to believe in.
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To have something to believe in you must let yourself believe
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To let yourself believe you need to open your heart to the world
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To open your heart to the world you must prepare yourself to be demolished
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To prepare yourself to be demolished you need to be strong
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To be strong you must love and be loved
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To love and be loved you need not to dwell on dreams
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To not dwell on dreams you must act ^^ ;D :D
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To act one must conquer one's laziness first :D
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To conquer one's laziness you should split the big task into small chunks and set time limits for making them
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To split the big task into small chunks and set time limits for making them you need to be experienced in your time management. And for that you need to be a highly self-organized person in the first place!
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To be self organised you must be insusceptible to emotions...
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If you're insusceptible to emotions you must be an Ice Queen!.. ;) :D
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To be an Ice Queen you need only to reject yourself feel for yourself
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To reject yourself feel for yourself you need to thoroughly think it over.
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To thoroughly think it over you need this forum to be down (a joke :P)
To thoroughly think it over you need to calm down and listen to your own heart, to differentiate fears and beliefs
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(I object! ;D )
To calm down and listen to your heart, to differentiate fears and beliefs you need to know yourself, understand yourself and believe in yourself in the first place...
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To know, understand, and believe in yourself you must look at yourself, look into yourself, and stop deluding yourself with what you 'know' there should be instead of what there is.
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But to stop deluding yourself with what you 'know' there should be instead of what there is you need to forget your dreams...
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To forget your dreams, you have to fall into desperation.
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to fall into desperation you have to lose something important
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To lose something important you must be too immersed into your illusions
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To be too immersed into your illusions you must live in a situation so difficult you want to run away from it somehow
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To live in a situation so difficult you want to run away from it somehow you must have put your faith in wrong people.
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To put your faith in wrong people you need to do nothing, at times all what is required is to get born (now, I'm looking forward to the next comment, I hope we haven't reached a dead end ;D ;D ;D)
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Why the dead end? To get born you need to wish to live too strongly :D :D :D
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To wish to live strongly, you need to be interested in life
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To be interested in life, you need to keep your goals in mind
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To keep your goals in mind you need to have good memory ;D
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To have a good memory you need to eat a lot of almonds :D
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To eat a lot of almonds you need to love them, in the first place ;D ;D ;D
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To love almonds, you must have good teeth to eat them :o
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To have good teeth, you need to brush them at least three times a day ::)
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To brush your teeth three times a day you need to have access to a bathroom during the day! It's not very convenient to brush your teeth somewhere else :D :D :D
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To get a bathroom and brush your teeth, I suppose you gotta have a house. ::) :P
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To have a house you need not to be a scatterbrain ;D
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Not to be a scatterbrain, you have to be focused
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To be focused, you need to have clear what you want
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To clearly realize what you want you need to have a skill to relax and listen to yourself
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To have a skill to relax and listen to yourself, you need to take a small pause in the daily routine.
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To take a small pause in the daily routine, you need to plan your tasks.
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To plan your tasks, you have to define your goals and priorities
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to define your goals and priorities you need to find out what you really want in life
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To find out what you want in life, you have to listen to no-one but your heart only
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to listen to no-one but your heart only you'd have a good intuition
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To have a good intuition you have to be a woman ;D
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Oh, to be a woman... :)
To be a woman you need to have pride enough :)
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To have pride enough, you have to love yourself.
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To love yourself you need to be a very wise person
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To be a wise person, you have to be observant
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To be observant you need still to have something of a child in yourself :)
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to have something of a child in yourself, you have to love cartoons ;D
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To love cartoons... mmm... I won't lecture you on psychological aspect of the question :)
Well, to love cartoons you need to watch them 24 (okay, 16) hours a day :D :D :D
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To watch cartoons 16 hours a day, you need to have SO much free time! :o ;D
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To have a lot of free time, you need to have very little work to do
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To have very little work to do you need to be a child (inside, at least) :)
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To be a child at least inside, you need to look at this world with fresh and curious glance.
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To look at this world with fresh and curious glance you need to sleep enough :D
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To sleep enough, you have to go to bed early!
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To get to bed early, you need to come back home early!
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to come back home early you have to leave your work place at time!
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To leave your work place at time you must not log in forum or facebook during your working hours ::)
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All you need to not log in forum or Facebook during your working hours is to ask your boss to block your Internet-connection ;D
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;D ;D ;D
To ask your boss to block your Internet-connection you must be out of you mind ;D
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To be out of you mind you have to be strange person doing strange things :D
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To be a strange person doing strange things you must be deeply immersed into yourself.
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To be deeply immersed into yourself, you have to be an introverted person
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To be an introverted person you need to be a rather egoistic one.
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to be an egoistic one you have to love no-one
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To love no one you have to be full of hatred
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To be full of hatred you must be not content with your own life.
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To be not content with your own life you mustn't be caring about the signs around that show the real happiness.
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To not be caring about the signs around that show the real happiness you must not believe in happiness existing at all.
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To not believe in happiness existing at all you must be completely disappointed in life
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To be completely disappointed in life you must fail to find Lacrimosa music anywhere within your reach! ;D
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To fail to find Lacrimosa music anywhere within your reach, you have to be somewhere on an uninhabited island!
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to be somewhere on an uninhabited island you have to survive in a plane crash, be castaway and lost your memory :o
(Except Lacrimosa, of course 8))
hope noone won't kill me for that post, sorry I'm a bit crazy now ;D
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I doubt anyone will... it's a virtual world ;D
To survive in a plane crash, be castaway and lose your memory (except for that of Lacrimosa, of course) you need to not be afraid of flights to get on board of that plane (with your player and a store of Lacrimosa's CDs), in the first place! ;D
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you´re funny ;D
to not be afraid of flights to get on board of that plane (with your player and a store of Lacrimosa's CDs) you have to be fearless and courageous!
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thank you! ;D
To be fearless and courageous your heart must be full of love!
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So that your heart is full of love, you have to be a forgiving person.
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to be a forgiving person you have to know people well
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To know people well, you have to be observant.
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To be observant you need to be patient ;)
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To be patient, you must be a robot! ;D
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To be a robot you have to feel nothing
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To feel nothing you must be asleep!
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To be asleep you'd be poisoned by Witches' Apple :o
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;D ;D ;D
To get poisoned by a witch´s apple you have to be naive
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To be naive, you need to have a small life experience...
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To have a small life experience you must never leave your comfort zone.
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To never leave your comfort zone, you should be cowardly...
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to be cowardly you'd care about what people say
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To care what people say, you have to be afraid of their judgement
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to be afraid of people's judgement, you should be afraid of not to fit in society
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To be afraid not to fit in society, you have to depend on this society.
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To depend on the society you have to be a weak person
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