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« Reply #15 on: August 23, 2016, 18:13:45 »
at my parents' house, early in the morning
my dog: my human! wake! we go home!
me: aaaaa, let me sleep
my dog: we go home! my other human no here, i want go home!
me: we will go later
my dog: we go now
me: ah, so you don't want to go run and play in the meadow
my dog: we go play! wake! WAKE! WE GO PLAY!
me: later, it's so early, let me sleep
my dog: you no wake i bring ball. take
me: leave me alone!
my dog: WE PLAY BALL!
me: *yawns*
my dog: you no take ball i put ball in your mouth
me: EY! yuck! why did you do this?!
my dog: we play ball
me: not now, please. i will cry!
my dog: i no care you cry. i put ball in your mouth again



all dogs are great, but mine is absolutely 100% the greatest dog who ever dogged!

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« Reply #16 on: August 29, 2016, 05:36:09 »
*1.30am, before going to sleep*
me: come on, let's go pee
my dog: i no feel go
me: i don't care, get up. you need to pee
my dog: i no feel go, i no go
me: get up! let's go pee i said
my dog: i no have pee. i no go. i sleep. i no pee
me: okay, you don't have to pee
*half an hour later*
my dog: my human!
me: what?
my dog: i need pee
me: WHAT?!!!
my dog: you no yell, we go pee





edit: just changed the photo as i realized i posted it twice
« Last Edit: September 16, 2016, 19:54:08 by Shadows-In-Twilight »
all dogs are great, but mine is absolutely 100% the greatest dog who ever dogged!

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« Reply #17 on: August 29, 2016, 12:28:47 »
Klodi, thanks for posting! I love reading your stories, they are a great mood lifter! I also read them on FB :) And your dog is VEEEERY photogenic!
It always looks like a straight line outside when everything is bent inside.

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« Reply #18 on: August 29, 2016, 12:37:50 »
yes, my dog is photogenic, but my dog is also extremely hard to take photos of. he hates my camera, my phone or any other thing that he thinks could take photos, so each time he sees something camera-like, he either turns away or runs away and hides, sometimes he even complains loudly while running away  ;D 

and thank you  :)  i thought i was annoying everyone with this topic because it didn't seem like anyone is reading it at all  ;D 
all dogs are great, but mine is absolutely 100% the greatest dog who ever dogged!

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« Reply #19 on: August 29, 2016, 22:33:34 »
yes, my dog is photogenic, but my dog is also extremely hard to take photos of. he hates my camera, my phone or any other thing that he thinks could take photos, so each time he sees something camera-like, he either turns away or runs away and hides, sometimes he even complains loudly while running away  ;D 

and thank you  :)  i thought i was annoying everyone with this topic because it didn't seem like anyone is reading it at all  ;D
ahahaha, he is a shy one, I see! the sweeter he seems now)))

and of course not! I think people read, but it's not always easy to comment, and forums lack a 'like' button ;) so please keep on!
It always looks like a straight line outside when everything is bent inside.

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« Reply #20 on: August 30, 2016, 00:29:25 »
Hi Klodi  :) this is a great post! It's so nice to read all those stories about your dog and you, and also the photos are incredible! I like the way in which you interpret all his moves and sounds and put them into words that he could have really said ;D
Dogs are amazing, is so wonderful all the beautiful moments and love they can bring to us! Thanks for sharing yours ;)  :D

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« Reply #21 on: August 30, 2016, 02:57:54 »
ahahaha, he is a shy one, I see! the sweeter he seems now)))

and of course not! I think people read, but it's not always easy to comment, and forums lack a 'like' button ;) so please keep on!


i'd say he's fed up, not shy  ;D


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dogs are the best human beings  ;D
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« Reply #22 on: August 30, 2016, 23:29:26 »
@Fannie
dogs are the best human beings  ;D
That's true!  ;D

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« Reply #23 on: September 01, 2016, 15:42:24 »
visiting my dog's sister Enny. as i drove to the yard, she was already there
me: "hello, Enny! ho..."
my dog: "ENNY! MY SISTUR! ENNY! I HERE IN TRUNK!"
Enny: "hello. welcoom"
my dog: "YOU NO TOUCH MY SISTUR! ENNY MINE!"
Enny: "why Art shout?"
my dog: "ENNY!!! SISTUUUUR!!! I SO HAPPY SEE YOU!!!"
my dog: "QUICK! PARK! I WANT SEE MY SISTUR!"
my dog: "SISTUUUUUUR!"
Enny: "my brothur! you no shout, we play soon"
in the evening, going home
my dog: "my sistur, now we go home. we see soon"
Enny: "wait. human, wait, no close trunk. i kiss my brothur"
my dog: "Enny, i love! we see soon"
*1 minute later*
in the car, driving home
my dog: "SISTUUUUR! I WANT PLAY!"
me: "sweetheart, you played enough, you will see her soon again"
my dog: "I NO SEE SISTUR SOON, I SEE SISTUR NOW! YOU TURN CAR BACK!"
me: "nope"
my dog: "BUT I WANT PLAY!
me: "stop shouting"
my dog: "ENNYYYYYYYYY!"
*5 minutes later*
my dog: "i want go back, i want see sistur"
me: "you just saw her. some other day"
my dog: "i no see long time now! we go back!"
me: "be quiet"
my dog: "BUT MY SISTUR! ENNYYYYYY!"



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« Reply #24 on: September 02, 2016, 22:43:02 »
when we stayed at my parents' over the night, i took him out to pee and 6am and then i fell back asleep on the couch with my pullover over my face
*2 hours later*
my dog: "my human"
my dog: "my human, wake! WAKE!"
my dog: "WAAAAKE! I POKE FA... aaaah, what this shit, i no can poke face with nose"
my dog: "MY HUUUUUMAN! WAKE!"
my dog: "WAKE! I POKE YOUR ASS WITH NOSE! I SHAKE YOU! YOU WAKE!"
me: "oh dear lord, what do you want now?"
my dog: "we cuddle"
me: "oh boy. now? we will cuddle later, please"
my dog: "no cuddle later! we cuddle now!"
me: "we will cuddle a lot la..."
my dog: "WE CUDDLE A LOT NOW!"
my dog: "i hang on couch with paw. i lay on you. you give hug. we cuddle"
me: "aaaaaaa, you silly boy! later, please? here, a hug, but we will cuddle..."
my dog: "NOW!"



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« Reply #25 on: September 03, 2016, 01:34:50 »
 ;D ;D ;D hilarious!!!
It always looks like a straight line outside when everything is bent inside.

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« Reply #26 on: September 08, 2016, 21:32:41 »
my dog: "i so happy! i run! i free! my meadow!"
me: "come here"
my dog: "my human, i come, give treat"
me: "haha, you beggar! here. now run"
my dog: "i r... AAAAH, SHIT!"
me: "what?"
my dog: "i drop treat from mouth"
me: "ag..."
my dog: "give one more"
me: "oh really?"
my dog: "ah no, i go run!"
my dog: "I RUN! I SO HAPPY! MY HUMAN, I RUN! THROW FRISBEE! THROW BALL ALSO!"
my dog: "I SO HAPPY! I RUB MYSELF IN DIRT! I NO GET DIRTY THIS TIME!"
me: "yeah, should be like this more often. good boy"
my dog: "MY HUMAN, WHERE GO?"
me: "we're going to the creek side"
my dog: "WATER! I SWIM! I RUN FAST, YOU NO GO FIRST!"
*half an hour later, going back home, he's still running, almost dry already*
my dog: "MY HUMAN, I FIND MUD!"
me: "DON'T YOU DARE!"
my dog: "i lay in mud"
me: "NOOOOOO! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!"
my dog: "i dirty now. i so happy"



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« Reply #27 on: September 16, 2016, 19:52:55 »
my dog: we walk, i run, i so happy!
my dog: my human! come, we play! you throw i run i catch!
me: what was i supposed to throw?
my dog: BALL!
me: which ball?
my dog: BALL! THERE! ON NECK! THROOOOOOW!
me: okay, i will th...
my dog: I RUN! WHERE BALL?! WHERE GO? I NO FIND!
me: hihihihi
my dog: YOU NO LAUGH! WHERE G... AAAAA, YOU NO THROW BALL!
me: nope, not yet
my dog: WHY NO THROW BALL, WHY YOU MAKE FOOL?
me: because you're so cute when running and jumping
my dog: ok. now throw ball or i steal!
my dog: YOU NO THROW I STEAL! NOW I RUN! I RUN FAST!
*10 minutes later*
me: sweetheart, come here a little bit
my dog: why i come there?
me: i would like to take our pho...
my dog: AGAIN CAMARA?! NO CAMARA!
me: pleeeeeease?
my dog: ah, okay. only one and then i run
me: okay. only one and then you run
me: okay, be ready now, look at the camera and smi...
my dog: I LICK YOUR EAR!
me: EEEEY! WHY DID YOU DO THAT, LOOK AT MY FACE NOW!
my dog: YOU CUTE WHEN FOOL IN PHOTO!



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« Reply #28 on: September 16, 2016, 22:49:12 »
my dog: what you eat?
my dad: meat
my dog: i too. i get bones
me: dad, don't give him, i'm not feeding him cooked bones
my dog: i get!
me: no
*5 minutes later my dad leaves the bones on the plate on the counter*
my dog: i take bones
my dad: nope, boy, that's not for you. leave it
my dog: why you move bones far from me?
my dad: so you cannot take them
*15 minutes later, my dad leaves for his night shift*
my dog: i run to balcony, i need see if dad gone
me: why?
my dog: HE GONE! NOW I GET BONES!
me: EY! COME HERE!
my dog: i climb on counter. i take bones!


(side note: i didn't let him eat them, he was sad then :D poor boy :D )


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« Reply #29 on: September 18, 2016, 10:33:30 »
my dog: i hungry. give food
me: i gave you already, did you eat it?
my dog: you no give, when give?
me: i gave you an hour ago
my dog: ah, that. no, i no eat. i forget. i go eat now
me: good boy
*2 minutes later*
my dog: chickun tasty! mmmmm, chickun neck so good!
my dog: my human, this so good!
me: of course, it's chicken, your favorite, no?
my dog: yas! OH! CHICKUN THIGH! MY FAVORITE!
my dog: ah, chickun back. you dirty, you need wash
me: eeeem ... what exactly are you doing?
my dog: chickun back need wash. i put in water bowl
me: what the hell ... ?



all dogs are great, but mine is absolutely 100% the greatest dog who ever dogged!