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« on: August 29, 2010, 03:56:15 »
Hope you find this as another way of escaping reality or just to kill time  8)
You just have to put in here quotes from your own... if you want to share a quote from someone else, you can also write it in here  ;)
EDIT: You can also write in here whatever the fuck you want... ;)

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I'll start with one I wrote like 2 months ago...

FUCKING READY TO EXPECT EVERYTHING FROM NOTHING...  :roll:
[with Make it End as a background...]


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« Reply #1 on: August 29, 2010, 06:12:42 »
I love you Steph, I miss you but doesn't matter if we are away from each other you are always going to be in my heart just like you are in mine ;)

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« Reply #2 on: August 29, 2010, 08:30:18 »
"Slovenia is the most green part of Finland" - geography teacher in grammar!!! school  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:
"Pandas live on page 56" - same teacher   :lol:  :lol:
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« Reply #3 on: August 29, 2010, 10:03:41 »
"The only way is the one forward"

"nobody said it would be this hard" (when I'm not mistaken from Coldplay)
When you can dream it, you can do it!

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« Reply #4 on: August 29, 2010, 10:06:48 »
"-What are you going to do today?
-I must prepare to conversation to be reinstated in my Uni.
-Let's go to drink vodka.
-Let's go."
(a talking happened this week)

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« Reply #5 on: August 29, 2010, 10:10:05 »
just remembered one i heard yesterday in a movie The last Samurai

"we may not forget who we are and where we come from"
all dogs are great, but mine is absolutely 100% the greatest dog who ever dogged!

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« Reply #6 on: August 29, 2010, 11:02:37 »
well, I can remember 3 of mine which were remarked by my friends:

December 31st, morning, in Novgorod: "while the rest of Russia is still chopping salads, we are already having hangover "

Cold winter 2010: "Sinners, welcome to St.-Pete, the Hell is definitely frozen here"

Standing in the middle of a snow desert on one of the city edges, in search of my friend's house, calling her: "- Kate, where am I??? - I don't know!!!" as if I expected the other reply )))
Greetings from St.Pete

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« Reply #7 on: August 29, 2010, 17:05:58 »
Quote from: "Zeake_Asakura"
"-What are you going to do today?
-I must prepare to conversation to be reinstated in my Uni.
-Let's go to drink vodka.
-Let's go."
(a talking happened this week)


 :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:
Nice... although Vodka is not my thing...  8)


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« Reply #8 on: August 29, 2010, 17:10:05 »
Quote from: "Shadows-In-Twilight"

"Pandas live on page 56" - same teacher   :lol:  :lol:

 :lol: I wouldn't mind to have such a "fancy" teacher...


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« Reply #9 on: August 29, 2010, 17:15:26 »
considering another bruise  in my knee: "I urgently need a house without corners, with a round furniture and soft walls!"

found in my English mistake "My Кung Fu isn`t as good Kung Fu, which could be" (с) Panda Kung Fu
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« Reply #10 on: August 29, 2010, 17:17:37 »
Quote from: "dead_ankh"
Quote from: "Shadows-In-Twilight"

"Pandas live on page 56" - same teacher   :lol:  :lol:

 :lol: I wouldn't mind to have such a "fancy" teacher...


i posted these in a laughter chamber already, but if you want more, you have them here, all from same teacher   ;)    [and i just noticed it weren't pandas, but koalas living on page 56   :lol:   ]


- "Slovenia is the most green part of Finland"
- [there's an island on some lake and on this island a church is standing] "so they have built a castle or church or whatever that house is ..."
- "PUT DOWN your chewing gum which you are holding in your mouth" [instead of throw it away]
- "i'll throw you through the window so you won't have to walk through the door"
- on Katrina hurricane: "material damage of HUMANITY! was enormous" and then as an ending of that wise explanation, she added "yeah, there were many human lives" [instead of dead people. it doesn't sound that funny in english]
- "the sun is flying high"
- "so those, how they call them cigars Havanas... " someone asks her if they are not called "Cuban cigar" and she said "no. they are made in Cuba, therefor they owe the name of the country" and with proud eyes she added "cigar Havan"
- she wrote B instead of T. some girl told her to correct it, but teacher replied that she can go and correct it herself. when she stood up to do so, teacher told her to sit down, because "in this case it's written with T" [not to mention that word doesn't even exist...]
- "side continent... Australia"
- someone asks her where are we going for an excursion and she replied "there" [yeap, now we know everything ]
- "koalas are living on page 56"
- "Africa is the biggest African continent"
- "floods caused many human lives" [same as with hurricane]
- a girl asked her if she can go to toilet... our teacher's answer? "no, you've been there yesterday already"
- "Belgium as a continent"
- "Tina, what's your name?"
- [about the movie 'Australia'] "yeah well.. it's not a good movie, but not bad either... it's a very good movie, yeah"
- "in China people are allowed to have only ONE FIRST child" [hell, how many times in your life can you have a first child?]
- once she used singular, dual and plural in ONE SENTENCE!! about the same thing. can't translate it as it loses the meaning
- "Niagara waterfalls are very wild and are causing drizzling" (:
- "Victoria waterfalls are VERY NATURAL!"
- "China is rich with eucalyptus. that's what makes koala! an indigenous animal of Chinese"
all dogs are great, but mine is absolutely 100% the greatest dog who ever dogged!

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« Reply #11 on: August 29, 2010, 17:38:23 »
Quote from: "Shadows-In-Twilight"

- a girl asked her if she can go to toilet... our teacher's answer? "no, you've been there yesterday already"
- "Tina, what's your name?"



 :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:
This 2 are unbelievable... Way too fucking funny...
Thanks, Lady Twilight! You really made my Morning...  8)


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« Reply #12 on: August 29, 2010, 17:50:19 »
Quote from: "dead_ankh"
:lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:
This 2 are unbelievable... Way too fucking funny...
Thanks, Lady Twilight! You really made my Morning...  8)


well imagine how all the mates in every class she teaches, laugh their asses off during her lessons   :lol:   there are more, but what you got up there is all i know   :lol:  :lol:
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« Reply #13 on: August 29, 2010, 18:12:15 »
:lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:
Klo, I'd be happy to have such a comedy-teacher  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:
So much good mood  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:
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« Reply #14 on: August 29, 2010, 19:31:34 »
hahahahahhahahahahahhahaha

You made me laughing as the hell, Klo!!!!!!
I love your teacher XD

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